Accepting the Truth

After the great tsunami earlier this year, Rev. Jerry Falwell and others were generously willing to send missionaries to Indonesia, to bring the word of G-d to the savages, so that they would be spared the lord's wrath in the future.

But did these heathens accept Him? Sadly no. And yesterday, G-d, in all His mercy, inflicted them with yet another natural disaster.

But it's not too late. Our lord is a forgiving one, and will gladly spare them in the future if they just denounce their errors and accept the Truth.

Now, if only Rev. Falwell would be gracious enough to send more missionaries.