Be Like Abe
The US Army, falling short of its recruiting goals mainly due to parents unwilling to sacrifice their young, announced that they would implement a new marketing strategy directly aimed at these selfish parents.
Folly would like offer the following suggestion for this marketing campaign:
"Back in the good old days of the Bible, the good lord asked Abraham to sacrifice his only son for no apparent reason. Did Abraham question Him? Of course not. He immediately put the knife to Isaac's throat.
"Today, Uncle Sam, an authority equal to that of Him, asks the same of you.
"Be like Abe."
Folly would like offer the following suggestion for this marketing campaign:
"Back in the good old days of the Bible, the good lord asked Abraham to sacrifice his only son for no apparent reason. Did Abraham question Him? Of course not. He immediately put the knife to Isaac's throat.
"Today, Uncle Sam, an authority equal to that of Him, asks the same of you.
"Be like Abe."
posted by Colin Cohen at 24.3.05
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