Whew

Neoconservatives across America breathed a sigh of relief this morning when it was reported that deputy secretary of defense Paul Wolfowitz is not interested in becoming the next president of the World Bank.

Wolfowitz, a fearless military hawk (except, of course, when it was his time to serve), had supposedly been planning the invasion of Iraq since the previous Gulf War ended in 1991.

Fortunately for all right-thinking Americans, Wolfowitz cares more about killing people than providing them with aid.