The Big Scare

All freedom-loving Americans had a big scare yesterday when the Lord's shepherd on Earth, vice-president Cheney, was rushed to the hospital. Doctors feared he was having problems with his heart, but were relieved to discover He didn't have one.

Whew!

Consider the turmoil that would've ensued if we had to pick a new leader for both America and America's company, Halliburton.

Get well soon, Mr. Vice-President, so you can continue your glorious crusade for war, greed, and intolerance.