No Pills for You
The USA Today recently reported that many pharmacists across the country are not only refusing to fill prescriptions for birth control pills, but are also stealing the prescriptions so that their customers will be unable to receive the pills at another pharmacy.
These brave soldiers of our burgeoning theocracy, led by the 1,500-member Pharmacists for Life International, understand all-to-well that life begins well before conception, that it is predestined by G-d. And to interfere is to commit a sacrilege.
Once our theocracy is fully in place, all birth control will be banned. Of course, this will lead to a vast increase in unwanted pregnancies. But as abortion will also be banned, this will lead to a vast increase in unwanted births. But as all social welfare programs will likewise cease, what will we do with all these unwanted babies?
Perhaps we can follow Jonathan Swift's sage advice, and simply eat them.
These brave soldiers of our burgeoning theocracy, led by the 1,500-member Pharmacists for Life International, understand all-to-well that life begins well before conception, that it is predestined by G-d. And to interfere is to commit a sacrilege.
Once our theocracy is fully in place, all birth control will be banned. Of course, this will lead to a vast increase in unwanted pregnancies. But as abortion will also be banned, this will lead to a vast increase in unwanted births. But as all social welfare programs will likewise cease, what will we do with all these unwanted babies?
Perhaps we can follow Jonathan Swift's sage advice, and simply eat them.
posted by Colin Cohen at 13.11.04
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