godhatesfags.com
Folly has a new favorite Web site, godhatesfags.com. It is run by a Baptist church in Topeka, Kansas (a veritable hotbed of enlightened thought), and promotes the true message of the Lord: hate, vengeance, and intolerance.
And not only do they run a fun Web site, which includes a fag FAQ that provides answers to such commonly asked questions as "What is a fag?" and "Hope for fags?", but they also go on self-titled Love Crusades, where they angrily picket communities that display love, compassion, or tolerance toward anyone different.
They've found the true meaning of the Bible by purposely avoiding any of the left-wing pinko nonsense printed in red. In fact, they've correctly skipped over the entire Gospels.
Their only fault is that the name of their site takes the Lord's name in vain. As this is a violation of the Ten Commandments, it cannot be tolerated in our new theocracy. Therefore, they should change it to g-dhatesfags.com.
And not only do they run a fun Web site, which includes a fag FAQ that provides answers to such commonly asked questions as "What is a fag?" and "Hope for fags?", but they also go on self-titled Love Crusades, where they angrily picket communities that display love, compassion, or tolerance toward anyone different.
They've found the true meaning of the Bible by purposely avoiding any of the left-wing pinko nonsense printed in red. In fact, they've correctly skipped over the entire Gospels.
Their only fault is that the name of their site takes the Lord's name in vain. As this is a violation of the Ten Commandments, it cannot be tolerated in our new theocracy. Therefore, they should change it to g-dhatesfags.com.
posted by Colin Cohen at 17.11.04
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