Purging the Libraries
One of the major tasks for the new US attorney general, in addition to continuing his predecessor's work of violating civil liberties, should be cleaning up the filth in the nation's public libraries.
Just as the people were justifiably horrified by the implicit nudity depicted on television prior to the most recent Monday Night Football game, they would be equally horrified to discover what's available in their libraries. That is, if they were literate.
Why, there's pictures of naked people in almost every encyclopedia and book about anatomy. There's four letter words in countless novels. And worst of all, there's a multitude of unhealthy ideas. All within the reach of our children.
It must all go. From Aristophanes to Zamyatin, it must all go, replaced by wholesome American authors like Ann Coulter and Tom Clancy.
Just as the people were justifiably horrified by the implicit nudity depicted on television prior to the most recent Monday Night Football game, they would be equally horrified to discover what's available in their libraries. That is, if they were literate.
Why, there's pictures of naked people in almost every encyclopedia and book about anatomy. There's four letter words in countless novels. And worst of all, there's a multitude of unhealthy ideas. All within the reach of our children.
It must all go. From Aristophanes to Zamyatin, it must all go, replaced by wholesome American authors like Ann Coulter and Tom Clancy.
posted by Colin Cohen at 20.11.04
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