Honk for Peace

Last night, Folly encountered the greatest impediment yet to our ongoing crusade in Iraq. At a busy intersection, a middle-aged woman was holding a sign stating "Honk for Peace." Just imagine, one single honk from an unwary driver would cause the entire war to end, entirely bypassing all geopolitics.

After al-Zarqawi, this woman may be the most dangerous hindrance to our pursuit of global hegemony.

So, if you see this woman, don't honk. The continuance of bloodshed depends on it.