Bankruptcy is Good

Yesterday, a chuckling Donald Trump filed for bankruptcy. But fans of Apprentice, the most compelling television show ever, need not fear for their hero. He's not in financial ruin, as the term "bankruptcy" would seem to imply, he's just simply avoiding responsibility for his debts.

Only a fool would take responsibility.

Let this be a lesson to all you Donald Trumps in waiting: spend lavishly, amass debt, don't worry about tomorrow. Someone else will pay the bills.

With Mr. Trump's ingenious financial skill, there can be only one future for him: the presidency of the United States.